Improve My English Anyone?

My poor english pronounciation is being criticised by everyone here in KK .. It was never a problem before. In fact in KL my English was commented as being too perfect and I have had been advised to tone it down a lot. Blimy? Mind Your Language.... Mr Brown... Ayaiyaiayiaiaya .. even the Belgian Girl that I work with has horrendous english ... Actually I have wriiten a nice story but due to stupidity it is gone to cyber space.. so this is my story for today ...